Rick Meade
Loc: Sarasota,Florida/Linville Falls NC
American Indians definition of a "vegetarian": Poor hunter
Now, now, stop being mean to vegans, they are generous enough to eat grass so that you can have more meat!!!
Just wondering ....
Under this British law, if your cat brings home a wild bird, would you be allowed to eat it? Or, perhaps you could be charged for allowing your domesticated cat to kill a wild bird.
Brits at weird, what do you want us to tell you? They boil the taste out of everything and are only good at making jokes of their own foibles... (And really good at that)
The motto there is not 'it all taste like chicken' it is 'It all taste like water and if it does not a frog was in it.)
Meaning the beheaded left over of a Frenchman.
I sure do like your style!
PalePictures wrote:
A man got lost in Yosemite National park and was discovered by a ranger. He was arrested by the ranger because he had a fire burning roasting two California Condors that were mostly eaten. The ranger hauled him into jail where he stayed a night before appearing before the Judge. The judge asked him why he ate the Condors. The man replied "I had been without food for two days lost when I came across the slow moving birds. I used a stick and was able to strike the two birds by throwing the stick disabling both of them. I had some matches roasted the birds and ate both of them. I figured if I didn't I would have died." The Judge replied "It is illegal to eat California Condors under any circumstances and your going to have to spend the next 60 days in jail and pay a huge fine." I have one curious question for you the Judge said. "What did those Condors taste like?" The man replied "It was a cross between a Bald Eagle and a Spotted Owl."
Russ
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Better than the one I heard, a homeless man was sitting by the lake and saw a humungguss duck waddeling along, He spread a trail of breadd into the rest room and strangled the hapless little quacker.
The guy threw the carcus into the lake when he saw the Park Ranger comming.
Did you kill that duck enquired the ranger of the man surrounded by a heap of feathers, Oh no replied the vagrent, He asked me to look after his clothes while he went for a quick swim!!!!!!!!!!!
Warned you!!
Ian
As a Brit, and being a boy scout we were taught how to kill a HEDGEHOG for food. You kicked him in the nose and rolled the body, spines and all in wet mud. Tossed him into the camp fire, after an hour or so, you broke open the ball of clay and spines bones and entrails came off leaving the meat. And yes it did taste like chicken in gravey.
However if you think thats bad , Ask the fiendish Scots how they make Haggis and Black pudiing. Also why would anyone trust a fellow a fellow who wears dresses!!
Good night, I gone home with a fever!
Ian
We better close this thread before things get any worse!
Bird brained jokes are for the birds.
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