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Is it right to eat wild birds?
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Nov 17, 2011 19:53:15   #
Rick Meade Loc: Sarasota,Florida/Linville Falls NC
 
American Indians definition of a "vegetarian": Poor hunter

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Nov 17, 2011 20:00:48   #
English_Wolf Loc: Near Pensacola, FL
 
Now, now, stop being mean to vegans, they are generous enough to eat grass so that you can have more meat!!!

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Nov 17, 2011 20:02:58   #
alaskagirl Loc: Alaska
 
:-D

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Nov 17, 2011 20:09:59   #
SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina
 
Just wondering ....

Under this British law, if your cat brings home a wild bird, would you be allowed to eat it? Or, perhaps you could be charged for allowing your domesticated cat to kill a wild bird.

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Nov 17, 2011 20:21:27   #
English_Wolf Loc: Near Pensacola, FL
 
Brits at weird, what do you want us to tell you? They boil the taste out of everything and are only good at making jokes of their own foibles... (And really good at that)

The motto there is not 'it all taste like chicken' it is 'It all taste like water and if it does not a frog was in it.)

Meaning the beheaded left over of a Frenchman.

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Nov 17, 2011 20:36:59   #
Day.Old.Pizza Loc: Maple Grove, MN
 
I sure do like your style!

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Nov 17, 2011 20:43:49   #
ianhargraves1066 Loc: NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Florida
 
PalePictures wrote:
A man got lost in Yosemite National park and was discovered by a ranger. He was arrested by the ranger because he had a fire burning roasting two California Condors that were mostly eaten. The ranger hauled him into jail where he stayed a night before appearing before the Judge. The judge asked him why he ate the Condors. The man replied "I had been without food for two days lost when I came across the slow moving birds. I used a stick and was able to strike the two birds by throwing the stick disabling both of them. I had some matches roasted the birds and ate both of them. I figured if I didn't I would have died." The Judge replied "It is illegal to eat California Condors under any circumstances and your going to have to spend the next 60 days in jail and pay a huge fine." I have one curious question for you the Judge said. "What did those Condors taste like?" The man replied "It was a cross between a Bald Eagle and a Spotted Owl."

Russ
A man got lost in Yosemite National park and was d... (show quote)


Better than the one I heard, a homeless man was sitting by the lake and saw a humungguss duck waddeling along, He spread a trail of breadd into the rest room and strangled the hapless little quacker.

The guy threw the carcus into the lake when he saw the Park Ranger comming.

Did you kill that duck enquired the ranger of the man surrounded by a heap of feathers, Oh no replied the vagrent, He asked me to look after his clothes while he went for a quick swim!!!!!!!!!!!

Warned you!!

Ian

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Nov 17, 2011 20:51:37   #
ianhargraves1066 Loc: NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Florida
 
MisterWilson wrote:
The British have some interesting rules about eating wild birds. The law even authorizes eating roadkill ... just prove it was dead when you found it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14631856


As a Brit, and being a boy scout we were taught how to kill a HEDGEHOG for food. You kicked him in the nose and rolled the body, spines and all in wet mud. Tossed him into the camp fire, after an hour or so, you broke open the ball of clay and spines bones and entrails came off leaving the meat. And yes it did taste like chicken in gravey.

However if you think thats bad , Ask the fiendish Scots how they make Haggis and Black pudiing. Also why would anyone trust a fellow a fellow who wears dresses!!

Good night, I gone home with a fever!

Ian

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Nov 17, 2011 20:53:35   #
SpeedyWilson Loc: Upstate South Carolina
 
We better close this thread before things get any worse!

Bird brained jokes are for the birds.

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