Lottery Win.
Apr 25, 2013 16:21:17 #
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won something on the Lottery?"
She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12 , here's £6 - now bugger off!"
She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12 , here's £6 - now bugger off!"
Apr 25, 2013 16:36:28 #
Apr 25, 2013 17:43:36 #
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Apr 26, 2013 08:04:04 #
Apr 26, 2013 08:45:54 #
RichieC
Loc: Adirondacks
I'll bet he didn't really win anything... ;0)
Terrymac wrote:
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won something on the Lottery?"
She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12 , here's £6 - now bugger off!"
She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12 , here's £6 - now bugger off!"
Apr 26, 2013 11:29:25 #
Brian in Whitby
Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
I think most of us feel that way at one time or another.
I read a story once about a fellow who sold his wife for five guineas. He went on to become mayor.
I read a story once about a fellow who sold his wife for five guineas. He went on to become mayor.
Apr 26, 2013 16:22:12 #
Brian in Whitby wrote:
I read a story once about a fellow who sold his wife for five guineas. He went on to become mayor.
I read a story once about a fellow who sold his wife for five guineas. He went on to become mayor.
I know a guy who married a mare, is that similar?
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