getting kicked in the nuts..?
Apr 25, 2013 04:52:04 #
What deep thinkers men are...lol
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
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Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
http://i80.servimg.com/u/f80/13/41/85/34/get-at10.jpg
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Apr 25, 2013 05:24:05 #
johno35 wrote:
What deep thinkers men are...lol br br br br ... (show quote)
My Brother....., I think you've got something there!!! 8-) Thanks, I will get lots of mileage out of that one. LOL :-) Thanks, Boone
Apr 25, 2013 05:34:05 #
Apr 25, 2013 05:37:32 #
I think you have too much time and beer on your hands:) I produced a baby after 12 hours of labor, I had 12 hours of getting kicked in the nuts (so to speak). Women say they'd like to have another baby because the doctors give them drugs that make them forget the pain. When they get to be teenagers you remember the pain!
Apr 25, 2013 05:56:15 #
Apr 25, 2013 06:41:23 #
Apr 26, 2013 10:20:23 #
fuzzy1 wrote:
Kidney stones-...enough said
You got that right! Been there twice. No comparison.
Apr 26, 2013 10:56:44 #
fuzzy1 wrote:
Amen Brother! Nothing that big is supposed to come out an opening so small.Kidney stones-...enough said
Apr 26, 2013 11:32:43 #
Apr 26, 2013 11:47:57 #
Apr 26, 2013 12:40:05 #
reindeer wrote:
Excellent thinking without a doubt. It must have been good beer.
To be really a comparative analysis, you really need to be kicked in the nuts and then have a whole cantelope squeezed into your mouth and back out again. That will require a lot more beer and you might need to drink it through a straw for a while. The experience might make you either stop drinking beer or stop pondering. LOL
Apr 26, 2013 14:36:43 #
Apr 26, 2013 18:51:17 #
Heard a story that a female comedian once told Johnny Carson about childbirth and challenged him to grab his upper lip and pinch it until tears came to his eyes. Johnny did and asked, "Is that what childbirth is like?" and the response was "No, now pull your lip back and over your head! That's as close to childbirth as any man can get!"
Apr 27, 2013 12:10:20 #
Apr 27, 2013 12:15:18 #
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