Obama, the Pope, Mike Tyson, and a schoolboy....
Apr 24, 2013 17:56:31 #
...were on an international flight when the pilot announced that he had accidentally jettisoned all the fuel but he would stay with the 'plane and try to wrestle it clear of the cities and into the sea,the problem was that there was only 3 parachutes. The Pope said don't worry' hand me the 'chutes. He turned to Obama and said you are a credit to your mother and father, how far you have advanced in your political career, take the first chute. Obama put it on,said God bless America and jumped. He turned to Tyson and said from a once ghetto kid you became a sporting legend, apart from that 1 time you bit a lump of ear off, so take the next chute.He said cool rev and jumped. He looked at the schoolkid and said how old are you son? the boy said 12. He said you have your whole life ahead of you,you've seen a world class politician and sportsman, so take this chute and make something of your life. The boy said I may be only 12, but I'm catholic and I know how important you are to the church your holiness, you have it. The pope said don't worry about me child........................................................I gave Tyson your satchel!!!
Apr 24, 2013 18:42:45 #
Apr 24, 2013 18:44:07 #
Treepusher wrote:
Now, if he'd given it to Obama, THAT would be funny!
I was waiting for that!!!
Apr 24, 2013 18:45:02 #
Treepusher wrote:
Now, if he'd given it to Obama, THAT would be funny!
Yup.
Apr 24, 2013 18:47:23 #
heyrob wrote:
Yup.
Sorry guys...I'm a limey.....no right to politicise therefor
Apr 24, 2013 19:49:16 #
My thoughts exactly
Treepusher wrote:
Now, if he'd given it to Obama, THAT would be funny!
Apr 25, 2013 06:29:20 #
Grand
Loc: Lebanon, Pa
cockney greg wrote:
...were on an international flight when the pilot ... (show quote)
That's a stupid joke...the pope, give him the satchel.
Apr 25, 2013 06:40:44 #
Grand wrote:
That's a stupid joke...the pope, give him the satchel.
You can have 10 hail marys and one our father for that my son..
Apr 25, 2013 07:04:11 #
Treepusher wrote:
Now, if he'd given it to Obama, THAT would be funny!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 25, 2013 16:57:59 #
cockney greg wrote:
...were on an international flight when the pilot ... (show quote)
Where did the satchel come from and what was in it :?: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Apr 25, 2013 17:00:59 #
Pepsiman wrote:
Where did the satchel come from and what was in it :?: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
the schoolboy, homework. Who R U FBI?
Apr 25, 2013 17:59:26 #
Apr 25, 2013 23:11:43 #
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