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Letter to a men's helpline
Apr 24, 2013 14:38:43   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
...Letter to a men's helpline

Hello,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.



The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.


Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine saddle bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

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Apr 24, 2013 15:25:01   #
Lucian Loc: From Wales, living in Ohio
 
good one...

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Apr 24, 2013 15:49:16   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
LOL.

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Apr 24, 2013 15:56:47   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:

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Apr 24, 2013 16:42:15   #
Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert
 
Terrymac wrote:
...Letter to a men's helpline

Hello,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.



The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.


Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine saddle bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
...Letter to a men's helpline br br Hello, br ... (show quote)


Ha,ha,ha,ha,

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Apr 24, 2013 20:17:10   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
at least it was the boats crack that you saw
Terrymac wrote:
...Letter to a men's helpline

Hello,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.



The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.


Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.



It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine saddle bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
...Letter to a men's helpline br br Hello, br ... (show quote)

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Apr 25, 2013 07:22:41   #
Deejay Loc: Norwich, UK
 
I like a man who gets his priorities right!

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Apr 25, 2013 15:17:55   #
ggttc Loc: TN
 
I started laughing and my wife said "whats so funny?"...

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