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Why Minnesotans are all mentally sound
Apr 23, 2013 17:07:00   #
charlie Loc: Minneapolis, Minnesota
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is what WE do:

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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Apr 23, 2013 17:14:23   #
Bill MN Loc: Western MN
 
charlie wrote:
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is what WE do:

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is wh... (show quote)


I agree with you. More snow huh. :thumbup: :-D :-D

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Apr 23, 2013 17:16:55   #
charlie Loc: Minneapolis, Minnesota
 
Bill MN wrote:
I agree with you. More snow huh. :thumbup: :-D :-D


Yes. It can stop now. (Red River?)

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Apr 23, 2013 17:39:45   #
Bill MN Loc: Western MN
 
charlie wrote:
Yes. It can stop now. (Red River?)


No, about 15 miles away from the Red and 200' higher. I don't worry about having to sleep in a boat.

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Apr 23, 2013 18:31:41   #
creativ simon Loc: Coulsdon, South London
 
charlie wrote:
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is what WE do:

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is wh... (show quote)


Sorry after 1 I went all blurry eyed

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Apr 24, 2013 08:07:38   #
MagicFad Loc: Clermont, FL
 
charlie wrote:
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is what WE do:

1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity This is wh... (show quote)


Too funny, restored my sanity for the day!

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