Quote: We orgasm in 140 characters. I wish. It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. :lol: :lol: :lol:
There is some truth to that !
Imagine the two following scenarios:
1. a gorgeous babe with looks to kill, except she is dumb as a rock
2. an average looking lady who happens to be very smart
Which one would you marry and grow old with ?
But from the ladies side I wonder what they think when they are looking at a nice rather average guy or Donald Trump?
Hay! I've got the best of both worlds!!!
(My wife made me say that!)
casmathman wrote:
Hay! I've got the best of both worlds!!!
(My wife made me say that!)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
Thats 1min.& 36sec. Ill never get back.
Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy
Lyrics:
f you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Sax solo
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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