Moving to Chicago
Apr 22, 2013 16:45:43 #
Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him.
The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Bob asked.
"I've been transferred to Chicago, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Bob asked.
"I've been transferred to Chicago, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Chicago all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
Apr 22, 2013 16:53:48 #
Apr 22, 2013 19:14:55 #
pipesgt wrote:
Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the s... (show quote)
Pretty funny! I think this may qualify as an assault weapon...
Apr 23, 2013 07:10:42 #
Funny, like the pic. Used to be Pastor of Presbyterian Church in Palatine back in the 90's since retired to central New York.
Apr 23, 2013 10:38:28 #
I yhought the punch was going to be something like "thank tou Mr. President I feel much better now"!
Apr 23, 2013 12:09:35 #
Apr 23, 2013 12:18:23 #
Yeah I live there now,nice to see Budweiser has upgraded from the ride along shotgun system.LOL
Apr 26, 2013 12:22:58 #
free2bpbh
Loc: beautiful Michigan
tomk wrote:
I yhought the punch was going to be something like "thank tou Mr. President I feel much better now"!
That's a good one!
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