as good as it get s.
Apr 22, 2013 15:20:39 #
As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of these claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they asked,
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times".
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in Cork at my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of these claims. The Irishman swore every word was true, but they asked,
"Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times".
Apr 22, 2013 15:41:07 #
Good one Johno, keep um coming.
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Apr 23, 2013 10:37:40 #
Clif
Loc: Central Ca.
She must be a nice looking lass. I bet she would get the same treatment in almost any bar.
Apr 23, 2013 20:53:37 #
Apr 23, 2013 23:50:53 #
Being 6Ft And about 200lbs when in the navy I used to pull a lot of SP duty. We would see these saliors drinking in the bars in one end of the bar and a few realy ugly woman in the other end. Later before we ended our tour we would check the bars out one last time. Now these same guys would be all over these fat and realy ugly woman. I always said those woman must look good to them through the bottom of of their beer mug.
Apr 24, 2013 04:11:28 #
Yes Hal, seen that happen many a time when I was younger (not me though!) and if you reminded them the next day they would say " Oh my god no!" or other unrepeatable phrases.
Apr 24, 2013 20:49:06 #
Doddy wrote:
Yes Hal, seen that happen many a time when I was younger (not me though!) and if you reminded them the next day they would say " Oh my god no!" or other unrepeatable phrases.
I told this one before. This guy woke up after a hard night of drinking between two very fat and very ugly old woman. As he was trying to get up climbing over one she woke and said"Not me honney I is just the bridesmaid"
Apr 25, 2013 05:13:13 #
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