Big Stopper Loc: London

My wife and I went to the Royal Adelaide Show yesterday. The first exhibit we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week!.........You could learn a lot from him.'



We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'


My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'










My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery.

JAW Loc: LA

Recovery is what you will need, all right!

dragonfist Loc: Stafford, N.Y.

That had me laughing out loud. Thanks for making a bright spot in my day.

Nikocarol Loc: NM & FL

Thanks for a good start for the day...hahaha!

lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona

Funny, I wonder why my wife says, "what, again?".