three englishmen
Apr 18, 2013 05:43:17 #
Three Englishmen married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days before he saw any effect, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either - but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed sufficiently for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, he still has some difficulty when he urinates.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days before he saw any effect, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Glasgow. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either - but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed sufficiently for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher. However, he still has some difficulty when he urinates.
Apr 18, 2013 05:59:01 #
Apr 18, 2013 06:32:39 #
Excellent - as soon as I saw that the third girl was from Glasgow I knew we were heading for trouble. Thanks :lol:
Apr 18, 2013 06:32:47 #
Apr 19, 2013 17:51:10 #
The guy who had married the gal from Glasgow was lucky. I was married to a girl from Italy once. So, I am writing this from my grave........All that bitching and moaning...
Apr 19, 2013 20:47:36 #
treehugger
Loc: Eastern Idaho Highlands
Change Glasgow to Red Head and you have the story of my life.
Apr 19, 2013 21:54:04 #
Apr 22, 2013 15:00:57 #
John Stanier
Loc: Driffield UK
Last week I went up to Glasgow for a laugh, and came back in stitches!
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