Hump.
Apr 17, 2013 18:52:32 #
"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note .
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked
"No," I said
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note .
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 20,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note .
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked
"No," I said
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note .
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 20,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
Apr 17, 2013 21:36:10 #
Apr 18, 2013 16:38:52 #
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Apr 19, 2013 00:41:16 #
Bought my wife a Lexus with one of those cameras in the rear for when you back up. What happens the first week? She hits a pole backing up.
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