Some Golfing Terms
Apr 17, 2013 16:44:51 #
An Adolf Taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill Great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King Over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson Shouldnt have, but got away with it.
A Condom Safe but didnt feel right.
An Elephants bottom its high and it stinks.
A Sister-in-law Im up there, but I know that I shouldnt be.
A Sally Gunnell Not pretty but a good runner.
A Gerry Adams A provisional.
A Dennis Wise Nasty little five footer.
A Diego Maradonna A very nasty five footer.
A Salman Rushdie An impossible read.
A Douglas Bader Looked good but didnt have the legs.
An Arsene Wenger Everyone saw where it went but you.
A Tommy Sheridan A shocking lie.
A Rio Ferdinand Lipped out.
A Rock Hudson Thought it was straight, but it wasnt.
A ladyboy Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologists assistant Just shaved the hole.
Does your husband play? For when a man hits a short tee shot.
A Cuban Needs one more revolution.
A Brazillian Hits the narrow strip down the middle.
An Elton John A big bender that lips the rim.
A Glen Miller Low and didnt make it over the water.
A Marylin Monroe A fair crack up the middle (aka A Blondie).
A Princess Grace Should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di Shouldnt have taken a driver.
An Anna Kournikova Looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A Vinnie Jones Nasty kick when youre not expecting it.
A Tony Blair Too much spin.
A Jamie Oliver You really want to smack it but you cant
An Arthur Scargill Great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King Over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson Shouldnt have, but got away with it.
A Condom Safe but didnt feel right.
An Elephants bottom its high and it stinks.
A Sister-in-law Im up there, but I know that I shouldnt be.
A Sally Gunnell Not pretty but a good runner.
A Gerry Adams A provisional.
A Dennis Wise Nasty little five footer.
A Diego Maradonna A very nasty five footer.
A Salman Rushdie An impossible read.
A Douglas Bader Looked good but didnt have the legs.
An Arsene Wenger Everyone saw where it went but you.
A Tommy Sheridan A shocking lie.
A Rio Ferdinand Lipped out.
A Rock Hudson Thought it was straight, but it wasnt.
A ladyboy Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologists assistant Just shaved the hole.
Does your husband play? For when a man hits a short tee shot.
A Cuban Needs one more revolution.
A Brazillian Hits the narrow strip down the middle.
An Elton John A big bender that lips the rim.
A Glen Miller Low and didnt make it over the water.
A Marylin Monroe A fair crack up the middle (aka A Blondie).
A Princess Grace Should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di Shouldnt have taken a driver.
An Anna Kournikova Looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A Vinnie Jones Nasty kick when youre not expecting it.
A Tony Blair Too much spin.
A Jamie Oliver You really want to smack it but you cant
Apr 17, 2013 17:04:56 #
Now they were super. Thanks.
[quote=bobbybob]An Adolf Taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill Great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King Over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson Shouldnt have, but got away with it.
A Condom Safe but didnt feel right.
[quote=bobbybob]An Adolf Taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill Great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King Over-clubbed.
An O.J. Simpson Shouldnt have, but got away with it.
A Condom Safe but didnt feel right.
Apr 17, 2013 17:14:49 #
Apr 17, 2013 17:22:02 #
chapjohn wrote:
Hey, are you making fun of my golfing buddies? lol
Probably :lol:
Apr 19, 2013 02:53:14 #
Apr 19, 2013 05:39:18 #
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