A few funnies
Apr 17, 2013 16:28:23 #
I just saw that Harry Potter film.
A bit unrealistic if you ask me - I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
So I put her out with one punch.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a pee."
Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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A bit unrealistic if you ask me - I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
So I put her out with one punch.
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
"It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her appendix out!"
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a pee."
Disabled toilets.
Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
.
Apr 17, 2013 16:30:54 #
BOOM, BOOM- good stuff BB, keep um coming.
bobbybob wrote:
I just saw that Harry Potter film. br A bit unrea... (show quote)
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Apr 18, 2013 19:08:22 #
Manglesphoto wrote:
Still laughing about Abdul
Why :?: Are you looking to fly with him :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Apr 19, 2013 01:51:28 #
Remindes me of one of the departments in the place I used to work. Their boss was so mean every one hated him. When he died they wanted to get a bus group togather on the first snowfall and go piss on his grave. Dont think it ever happened.
Apr 19, 2013 02:42:19 #
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