A Wish to Live Forever
Apr 14, 2013 11:37:09 #
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its @$$!"
"You crafty b@$t@rd," said the fairy.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its @$$!"
"You crafty b@$t@rd," said the fairy.
Apr 14, 2013 14:37:42 #
Apr 14, 2013 18:06:42 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
I'm trying to interview one of our congressman on his way to work at the Capital ..... Congressman, can I ask you a couple of questions ..... he doesn't hear me ..... and I'll be darned if I know who it is .....
Apr 14, 2013 18:12:05 #
Wabbit wrote:
I'm trying to interview one of our congressman on his way to work at the Capital ..... Congressman, can I ask you a couple of questions ..... he doesn't hear me ..... and I'll be darned if I know who it is .....
I wonder what he sees in there...? :shock:
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