Romantic Wife
Apr 13, 2013 13:46:24 #
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
Apr 13, 2013 14:01:16 #
pipesgt wrote:
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!"
The husband, typically non romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
That's a good one.
Apr 13, 2013 16:41:48 #
Apr 14, 2013 11:17:52 #
Apr 14, 2013 13:33:07 #
RichieC
Loc: Adirondacks
YOu left me hanging.... what did shes resond with?
We have a sign in our bathroom, was hung there accidentally, but while sitting one day, i saw the humor in it. It read: " make a joyful noise unto the lord"...
We have a sign in our bathroom, was hung there accidentally, but while sitting one day, i saw the humor in it. It read: " make a joyful noise unto the lord"...
Apr 14, 2013 14:24:05 #
RichieC wrote:
YOu left me hanging.... what did shes resond with?
We have a sign in our bathroom, was hung there accidentally, but while sitting one day, i saw the humor in it. It read: " make a joyful noise unto the lord"...
We have a sign in our bathroom, was hung there accidentally, but while sitting one day, i saw the humor in it. It read: " make a joyful noise unto the lord"...
On another note, one of the organists in a previous congregation used to say, when the singing was enthusiastic but a bit off, that sometimes we just make a "noyful joys to the Lord."
Apr 14, 2013 17:48:49 #
Apr 14, 2013 17:51:34 #
Apr 14, 2013 18:24:30 #
Good one and that should keep him in the dog house for a while.....Hahahaha
Apr 14, 2013 19:32:06 #
Sac-Jack wrote:
Good one and that should keep him in the dog house for a while.....Hahahaha
Not Hahahaha but Bow wow wow...
Apr 15, 2013 20:20:05 #
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