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Another blonde story.
Apr 12, 2013 19:43:24   #
mullumby Loc: Australia
 
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. Frantic, she calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ...."

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Apr 12, 2013 19:55:52   #
TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails
 
I hope she survived the crash. We need all the blonds we have.

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Apr 12, 2013 20:08:15   #
dooragdragon Loc: Alma , Arkansas
 
mullumby wrote:
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. Frantic, she calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and
get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ...."
This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a t... (show quote)

My mom ( who is not blonde ) would ask why do you need to know that ????

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Apr 13, 2013 07:49:29   #
elandel Loc: Milan, Italy
 
LOL

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Apr 13, 2013 10:59:09   #
viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK
 
This was a true story and it happened on the Berlin Airlift. A British Skyways pilot in an Avro York reported losing two engines and got that reply.

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Apr 13, 2013 19:14:23   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Thanks, made me smile :)

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