This is so funny you will know what LOL really means, hones I did LOL
Apr 12, 2013 10:46:53 #
Enjoy, best for a while and we have had some good-uns.
If I could get enough of these jokes I would try to be a stand up comedian.
Enjoy
Graham Thirkill
098
If I could get enough of these jokes I would try to be a stand up comedian.
Enjoy
Graham Thirkill
098
Apr 12, 2013 11:01:18 #
Apr 12, 2013 11:06:23 #
that was so funny I had to send it to my wife at work.
Graham Thirkill wrote:
Enjoy, best for a while and we have had some good-uns.
If I could get enough of these lokes I would try to be a stand up comedian.
Enjoy
Graham Thirkill
098
If I could get enough of these lokes I would try to be a stand up comedian.
Enjoy
Graham Thirkill
098
Apr 12, 2013 11:29:38 #
Otis
It is bloody funny I agree. I shouldn't buy her any flowers for a day two. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Graham
098 :lol: :lol: :lol:
It is bloody funny I agree. I shouldn't buy her any flowers for a day two. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Graham
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Apr 12, 2013 11:31:31 #
Apr 12, 2013 11:34:01 #
Jblanke
Pity you couldn't tell them the joke. Ever been barred from a doctor's waiting room. (;-))
Thanks for letting me know, that made me laugh.
Graham
098
Pity you couldn't tell them the joke. Ever been barred from a doctor's waiting room. (;-))
Thanks for letting me know, that made me laugh.
Graham
098
Apr 12, 2013 11:37:22 #
simonbowen
Yippee, it's so funny I nearly shat.
Graham
098
Yippee, it's so funny I nearly shat.
Graham
098
Apr 12, 2013 12:15:12 #
Jblanke wrote:
I am in a doctors office laughing and everyone is staring at me!!!
I remember crying with laughter in the doctor's waiting room some years back: I was reading a magazine called Country Life and inside the back cover was the section dealing with misprints, quotes, miss quotes and the such like from other publications and this was the one taken from Cosmopolitan's problem page: "the subject of premature ejaculation is now closed as my postbag has been absolutely full of it."
Apr 12, 2013 12:29:37 #
bobbybob
They knew what they were writing, it's very funny. Years ago at Elland Road,
Leeds United's ground, The local paper had a big van in the car park and used to print the scores of games completed and up to date stuff. They used to print stuff like, "Harold Williams cut in from the right wing and shit (shot) just inside the penalty box". I think there was some player who shit (shot) in every home game. ;-)
098
They knew what they were writing, it's very funny. Years ago at Elland Road,
Leeds United's ground, The local paper had a big van in the car park and used to print the scores of games completed and up to date stuff. They used to print stuff like, "Harold Williams cut in from the right wing and shit (shot) just inside the penalty box". I think there was some player who shit (shot) in every home game. ;-)
098
Apr 12, 2013 12:44:10 #
Some years ago there was an Irish rugby player named Colm Tucker - in the match programme for a game he was playing in there was an unfortunate typo involving his surname.
Apr 12, 2013 12:56:53 #
did you see this:
Differences in ethnic compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a French and an Australian, were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The French woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fuc*ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
098
Differences in ethnic compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a French and an Australian, were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The French woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fuc*ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
098
Apr 12, 2013 13:17:51 #
Yes, you posted it yesterday - I think it was yesterday. I did find it funny and was going to post a response but something distracted me - beer perhaps! :lol:
Apr 12, 2013 13:46:19 #
bobbybob
I'm beginning to think you're a bit of a bugger. ;- )
I'm beginning to think you're a bit of a bugger. ;- )
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