A Good Waiter: A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What?" answers the...

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A Good Waiter

Apr 11, 2013 06:41:43 #

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What?" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

Sarge69

Apr 11, 2013 06:56:32 #

gerhel Loc: Sweden

You should add warning labels, now my keybord is full of spead cheese :-)

Apr 11, 2013 08:18:59 #

GummyToo Loc: Eastern Massachusetts

Thanks both for the a.m. chuckle!

Apr 11, 2013 08:22:51 #

photonutbob Loc: ME,CT,MA

I guess they believe in the 5 second rule.

Apr 12, 2013 05:49:48 #

TedPaul Loc: Madison, MS

Sounds of Henny Youngman. Always enjoyed hearing the same act.

Apr 12, 2013 13:32:55 #

rphret Loc: north central ohio

Waiter replies: I have arthritis and the doctor told me to keep it warm.
Customer: Well you can shove it up your ass.
Waiter: That is where I keep it when it is not on the steak.

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