Differences in ethnic compassion, funniest joke I've heard in ages
Apr 10, 2013 04:14:54 #
Differences in ethnic compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a French and an Australian, were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The French woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fuc*ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
098
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a French and an Australian, were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The French woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fuc*ed?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
098
Apr 10, 2013 07:04:06 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
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Oh sh* t I cant stop laughing
Apr 10, 2013 08:18:02 #
creativ simon wrote:
Oh sh* t I cant stop laughing
I did warn you it was the best joke Iv'e heard in ages, didn't I
If it made you laugh it did it's job, thanks for letting me know.
098
Apr 10, 2013 08:34:30 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I did warn you it was the best joke Iv'e heard in ages, didn't I
If it made you laugh it did it's job, thanks for letting me know.
098
If it made you laugh it did it's job, thanks for letting me know.
098
Yes my friend one of the best ever
Apr 10, 2013 11:18:29 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
I did warn you it was the best joke Iv'e heard in ages, didn't I
If it made you laugh it did it's job, thanks for letting me know.
098
If it made you laugh it did it's job, thanks for letting me know.
098
It did make me laugh, you did GOOD !!
Apr 10, 2013 12:19:56 #
charlie
Thanks Charlie, it's certainly good when people take the time to tell you your joke made them laugh. I think it's a knock-out. Every now and then these little gems appear. Take care charlie,
098
Thanks Charlie, it's certainly good when people take the time to tell you your joke made them laugh. I think it's a knock-out. Every now and then these little gems appear. Take care charlie,
098
Apr 11, 2013 10:20:55 #
Apr 12, 2013 06:49:22 #
simonbowen
Thanks for replying. Maybe the next one will make you laugh, (:-))
098
Thanks for replying. Maybe the next one will make you laugh, (:-))
098
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