Globalization
Apr 8, 2013 15:18:08 #
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' and Apple technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean
monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you
by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' and Apple technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean
monitor,
assembled by
Bangladeshi workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you
by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
Apr 8, 2013 15:34:27 #
Nah, globalisation is defined much easier - one bad comment on ugly hedgehog can land you in deep poop from someone in every continent.
Apr 9, 2013 07:29:07 #
Apr 9, 2013 09:42:18 #
G Brown wrote:
Nah, globalisation is defined much easier - one bad comment on ugly hedgehog can land you in deep poop from someone in every continent.
I have the remedy for that. Don't make bad comments.
Apr 9, 2013 10:32:06 #
Apr 9, 2013 11:26:46 #
G Brown wrote:
Nah, globalisation is defined much easier - one bad comment on ugly hedgehog can land you in deep poop from someone in every continent.
The only continent I haven't pissed off someone in is Antartica. But I'm working on it. :roll: :lol: :thumbup:
Apr 10, 2013 04:49:18 #
G Brown wrote:
Nah, globalisation is defined much easier - one bad comment on ugly hedgehog can land you in deep poop from someone in every continent.
:thumbup: LMAO
Apr 10, 2013 10:52:06 #
Apr 10, 2013 11:27:42 #
Apr 11, 2013 08:57:47 #
Apr 12, 2013 11:49:30 #
mwoods222 wrote:
Tanks
Google "email abbreviations" for more. :thumbup:
Apr 12, 2013 12:17:55 #
pounder35 wrote:
The only continent I haven't pissed off someone in is Antartica. But I'm working on it.:
Sure? :)
Apr 12, 2013 12:21:08 #
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