OddJobber Loc: Portland, OR

You might be a Hedgehog if you watch the Superbowl to see who has the biggest white lens on the field.
You might be a Hedgehog if you have a tent by your mailbox and your Amazon order hasn't shipped yet.
You might be a Hedgehog if your walkabout kit is two suitcases and a backpack.
You might be a Hedgehog if your coffee gets cold at Denny's while you're taking pictures of your cup.
You might be a Hedgehog if you have pet names for every spider in your back yard.
You might be a Hedgehog if you can recite the entire depth of field chart for every lens you own, but can't remember your wife's birthday.
You might be a Hedgehog if you know how to pronounce bokeh.
You might be a Hedgehog if your rent is behind because Adorama had a sale.
You might be a Hedgehog if you've ever been run over while getting a motion blur shot of an approaching bus.
You might be a Hedgehog if you read your newspaper with a macro lens.
You might be a Hedgehog if your house still needs painting but you love the texture of the peeling paint.
You might be a Hedgehog if you haven't had a shower for a week 'cause you didn't want to miss anything on the forum.
You might be a Hedgehog if you invite a girl upstairs to look at pictures and you mean it.
You might be a Hedgehog if you won't allow anyone on your property that only owns a point and shoot.
You might be a Hedgehog if your children need shoes but you have new leg warmers for your tripod.
You might be a Hedgehog if your family doesn't recognize your face without a camera in the middle of it.
You might be a Hedgehog if ......

ratzthree Loc: Midwestern USA

You might be a hedgehog if you suffer from carpal tunnel in your wrist from holding your camera.

steve L Loc: Waterville Valley, New Hampshire

Instead of verbally acknowledging acquaintances, I just give them :thumbup: :thumbup:

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Very funny. I resemble those remarks.

deej

everything you see from your perspective is either portrait or landscape.

JLRplsFL

... if you use a porn site to cover the B&H page when the wife walks in

ace-mt Loc: Montana

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Linda From Maine Loc: Yakima, Washington

Many laugh-out-loud entries (because true, of course)! LOVE 'EM!! Thanks so much OddJobber for starting this one off with the bar set very high - and to others who have reached it with ease.

Linda From Maine Loc: Yakima, Washington

…if your interest is piqued by one of these titles (all actual topics in the photo forum):

Beautiful weather here but not many bugs

Is this real or CGI

My ants are not marching

Snake, it’s what’s for lunch

Not for everyone (7 pages of comments)

Brown lacewing larva

Apologies to the squeamish

n3eg Loc: West coast USA

...Canon vs. Nikon is your version of a political debate

Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,

That is why Security wouldn't let me on the air strip at the air show today with my wheelbarrow full of camera equipment. They just didn't understand that I have to have it all as I might need something. Isn't it better to not need it than to not have it? Plain to see they were not UHHers.

OddJobber Loc: Portland, OR

That's a religious denomination.

Festina Lente Loc: Florida & Missouri

Hey! I resemble those insinuations!
Funny! Thanks.

OddJobber Loc: Portland, OR

And you just might be a Hedgehog if your fridge has no food, 'cause you don't want the cases of film to take up valuable beer storage space.

It's been fun, but it's now beer-thirty here in Oregon, so gotta go. You guys play nice! :)

DugE Loc: Windham, Maine

Yep done that