Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Hey up - I Need your advice!

Been offered 8 legs of venison for £40.

Is that two deer?



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Korean Government message says

a dog is not just for Christmas...

it's also for sandwiches on Boxing Day!


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Paddy says to Mick

"Christmas Day is on a Friday this year".

Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th".


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A mate just called me in tears. His wife has left him,

taken his prized Bob Marley collection and the satellite dish!

Poor fella, no woman, no sky.

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Apparently they've just started screening the Flintstones

in the Middle East .

Mixed reaction so far........people in Dubai didn't like it...

But those in Abu Dabi do.

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Just bought 12 bottles of Tippex.

Huge mistake !!!

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I'm just getting into snail racing.

I bought a special racing snail, but it wasn't fast enough

so I removed its shell to save weight.

If anything it just made it more sluggish.

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Bumped into the inventor of OXO cubes today.

He's quite stocky.

UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA

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Doe slowly walked out of the bushes onto the roadway

Looking around said:

last time I do that for 2 bucks!

billypip Loc: nottingham England

hahaha, laughed at them all.