Year 2059
Mar 30, 2013 21:30:20 #
Year 2059 or so. I did not write this
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remainingconservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, they had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
Live Simply...Love Generously...Care Deeply...Speak Kindly...Leave The Rest To God.
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remainingconservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony, they had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.
Live Simply...Love Generously...Care Deeply...Speak Kindly...Leave The Rest To God.
Mar 30, 2013 21:43:38 #
Mar 31, 2013 07:00:16 #
You forgot one - George Bloomberg and Barack Obama decide to run for office again.
Mar 31, 2013 12:19:12 #
Totally AWESOME guy. Political correctness in its ascendancy and its inevitable conclusion.
Mar 31, 2013 13:20:05 #
Ron K. wrote:
You forgot one - George Bloomberg and Barack Obama decide to run for office again.
Oh no.It would be George Soros Jr. announced monarch for life.
Mar 31, 2013 14:22:25 #
Ron K. wrote:
You forgot one - George Bloomberg and Barack Obama decide to run for office again.
Can't you spell? It's BUMberg and BUMack OBUMa...
Mar 31, 2013 14:44:32 #
Mar 31, 2013 16:02:48 #
Ron K. wrote:
I stand corrected.
Ron: I"m just having a little fun...
\Tony
Mar 31, 2013 16:06:38 #
Apr 1, 2013 10:10:05 #
sourdough58 wrote:
Year 2059 or so. I did not write this br br HEAD... (show quote)
Lots of interesting thoughts.
Love this one;
"Live Simply...Love Generously...Care Deeply...Speak Kindly...Leave The Rest To God."
Apr 1, 2013 14:10:07 #
sourdough58 wrote:
Year 2059 or so. I did not write this br br HEAD... (show quote)
Wow...on some things it could be a pretty close description! The government is scary right now! I like the Re-elect no one. And seeing the video and reading information on Illegal aliens get large tax returns "ILLEGALLY" I think we all should NOT pay our IRS money this year. What are they going to do, put everyone in the U.S.A. in jail if we don't? I know that won't happen for many OBVIOUS POLITICAL reasons.
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