rphret Loc: north central ohio

While on a safari in deepest darkest Africa an explorer had a large flock of birds fly over him and crapped all over him.
He ran down to the river to wash it off, but his porters came rushing after him saying " No Bwana don't wash it off those are Majestic Kung Fu Birds and it you wash it off you will die.
He humored them and slept with it all night, but in the morning he could not stand it any more.
He went to river and washed the crap off and immediately fell dead.

MORAL OF THE STORY IF THE FU SHITS WEAR IT