When your bold - you may wind up eating wour words
Mar 27, 2013 12:46:14 #
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time.
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...
'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration..''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
''Now; if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time.
I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...
'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open...
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration..''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
''Now; if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
Mar 28, 2013 09:05:35 #
Ka2azman wrote:
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one... (show quote)
Don't think that salesman will be so pushy next time! HaHaHa...good one!
Mar 28, 2013 09:18:13 #
One morning the king of the Northern Forest (grizzly bear) felt the urge to do what all bears do in the woods. He found a nearby bush and squatted behind it. Very soon afterwards dirt, stones and grass roots came showering over him from under the bush. He commanded whoever was under the bush to come out and apologise. A young rabbit scampered out shaking itself to rid himself of the loose soil.
"What are you doing?" asked the bear.
"Oh! Just digging myself a new burrow to live in" replied the rabbit.
"Why do you live underground when all the damp muddy earth gets into your fur and making it dirty & uncomfortable?" enquired the bear.
The rabbit was pleased to be able to explain really basic facts of life to the King of the Forest and took the opportunity to show the humble rabbit to be tougher than most animals in the woods.
"We rabbits are not bothered by a bit of earth we are made of sterner stuff than almost anything else you'll find round here. We care nothing for a bit of dirt!"
"Oh well, if you so sure then" added the bear and reaching out gently picked up the little rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
"What are you doing?" asked the bear.
"Oh! Just digging myself a new burrow to live in" replied the rabbit.
"Why do you live underground when all the damp muddy earth gets into your fur and making it dirty & uncomfortable?" enquired the bear.
The rabbit was pleased to be able to explain really basic facts of life to the King of the Forest and took the opportunity to show the humble rabbit to be tougher than most animals in the woods.
"We rabbits are not bothered by a bit of earth we are made of sterner stuff than almost anything else you'll find round here. We care nothing for a bit of dirt!"
"Oh well, if you so sure then" added the bear and reaching out gently picked up the little rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
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