For fun smile and be happy
Mar 27, 2013 07:18:57 #
RD42
Loc: Suffolk UK
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them is a horse
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them is a horse
Mar 27, 2013 08:16:33 #
Mar 28, 2013 06:04:10 #
Remus
Loc: Norfolk, UK
A religious corporation.
You have two cows. People are starving but you keep the cows and ask the poor to pay for the cow's upkeep.
You have two cows. People are starving but you keep the cows and ask the poor to pay for the cow's upkeep.
Mar 28, 2013 06:52:04 #
lachmap
Loc: Sydney Australia
Remus wrote:
A religious corporation.
You have two cows. People are starving but you keep the cows and ask the poor to pay for the cow's upkeep.
You have two cows. People are starving but you keep the cows and ask the poor to pay for the cow's upkeep.
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 28, 2013 08:38:40 #
Mar 28, 2013 14:16:55 #
Had toshare with my email joke gang,a lot near the truth....Cheers
Mar 29, 2013 00:09:09 #
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Mar 31, 2013 14:18:12 #
Michael O'
Loc: Midwest right now
billypip wrote:
I only had one cow but she walked out on me!
You don't realize how lucky you are !
Mar 31, 2013 15:22:00 #
Mar 31, 2013 22:03:40 #
Michael O'
Loc: Midwest right now
Obama's Dritte Reich Federal Government
You have 2 cows.
The Feds confiscate and sell the cows, denying it is a tax.
They give the money to a newly-formed fly-by-night communist-owned community-organizing corporation.
They spend it to create a new type of butterfly that will produce more milk than cows can produce.
They are awarded 10 trillion by Obummer to continue their fine efforts.
The flutterbys fly off to Mexico.
Obama and conserving wife fly off to Mexico after them with articulate fellow spender Biden for a continuation of their ongoing vacation from their dedicated work efforts, holding a press conference to try to redefine and explain their work efforts for the taxpayers to the taxpayers. Stuff gets nearly knee deep.
The flutterbys refuse to leave lovely Mexico.
They are all shot by Mexican gangsters wielding fully automatic 50 caliber machine guns furnished to them by the U.S. "Justice" Department, which declares that they are not to be used with 10 foot ammo belts, only 6 foot ammo belts, to ensure they do not look like dangerous civilian war weapons.
The Mexican el Presidente confiscates the guns to use to enslave all peons, while demanding the U.S. Feds declare the Second Amendment and First Amendment dead.
The Untied Nations takes over the U.S., with the help of al Qaeda and the U.S. Communist Party.
Purportedly, according to the Propaganda Minister (a Russian), all lived in servitude happily thereafter.
Fill their troughs with fine cuisine, sayeth Kenyan el Presidente Obama. Works every time. Ask Rome. And today's Hengland. Pay the Piper ?
Nah. Not in the Land of Oz ! 'Till Oz falls thru the cracks.
You have 2 cows.
The Feds confiscate and sell the cows, denying it is a tax.
They give the money to a newly-formed fly-by-night communist-owned community-organizing corporation.
They spend it to create a new type of butterfly that will produce more milk than cows can produce.
They are awarded 10 trillion by Obummer to continue their fine efforts.
The flutterbys fly off to Mexico.
Obama and conserving wife fly off to Mexico after them with articulate fellow spender Biden for a continuation of their ongoing vacation from their dedicated work efforts, holding a press conference to try to redefine and explain their work efforts for the taxpayers to the taxpayers. Stuff gets nearly knee deep.
The flutterbys refuse to leave lovely Mexico.
They are all shot by Mexican gangsters wielding fully automatic 50 caliber machine guns furnished to them by the U.S. "Justice" Department, which declares that they are not to be used with 10 foot ammo belts, only 6 foot ammo belts, to ensure they do not look like dangerous civilian war weapons.
The Mexican el Presidente confiscates the guns to use to enslave all peons, while demanding the U.S. Feds declare the Second Amendment and First Amendment dead.
The Untied Nations takes over the U.S., with the help of al Qaeda and the U.S. Communist Party.
Purportedly, according to the Propaganda Minister (a Russian), all lived in servitude happily thereafter.
Fill their troughs with fine cuisine, sayeth Kenyan el Presidente Obama. Works every time. Ask Rome. And today's Hengland. Pay the Piper ?
Nah. Not in the Land of Oz ! 'Till Oz falls thru the cracks.
Apr 2, 2013 05:02:36 #
RD42
Loc: Suffolk UK
Michael O' wrote:
Obama's Dritte Reich Federal Government br You hav... (show quote)
Thank u all for the fun postings enjoyed them all this last one, well is fiction stranger than fact, methinks that the fiction would be easier to live with Hope you all had a good Easter may your God grant you health peace and wisdom and should you be an atheist well you will have to achieve on your own
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