flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in
St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and
36"HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus Christ !".
Didn't see that coming - best laugh today - so far! :lol:
flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
bobbybob wrote:
Didn't see that coming - best laugh today - so far! :lol:
Glad you liked it. Thanks for your comment and let's keep the laughs going.
flyguy wrote:
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in
St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and
36"HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say,
"Jesus Christ !".
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome ... (
show quote)
now I know why I'm looking forward to meeting Jesus Christ
Tom DePuy wrote:
now I know why I'm looking forward to meeting Jesus Christ
What, to meet a priest, a bishop, a cardinal and a pope? I'd rather meet the girl with big tits! :lol:
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