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Confidential- Catholic Coffee Morning in Rome
Mar 26, 2013 13:27:29   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in
St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,

SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and
36"HIPS.

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Jesus Christ !".

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Mar 26, 2013 15:04:19   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
LOL.

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Mar 27, 2013 15:04:56   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Didn't see that coming - best laugh today - so far! :lol:

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Mar 27, 2013 15:54:32   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
bobbybob wrote:
Didn't see that coming - best laugh today - so far! :lol:


Glad you liked it. Thanks for your comment and let's keep the laughs going.

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Mar 27, 2013 16:15:09   #
Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.
 
flyguy wrote:
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in
St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows
their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,

SLIM
TALL
38D BREASTS
24"WAIST and
36"HIPS.

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Jesus Christ !".
Confidential- Catholic --- Morning Coffee in Rome ... (show quote)

now I know why I'm looking forward to meeting Jesus Christ

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Mar 27, 2013 16:17:18   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Tom DePuy wrote:
now I know why I'm looking forward to meeting Jesus Christ


What, to meet a priest, a bishop, a cardinal and a pope? I'd rather meet the girl with big tits! :lol:

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