Hawknest Loc: South Georgia

Obama walks into the bank ....

Barack Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America !"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are; but with all the regulations and monitoring of U.S. banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc.., I must insist on seeing a photo ID."

Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules. I must follow them."

Obama: "I am asking you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day."

Cashier: "Look, Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do.

"One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID.. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods, and we cashed his check.

“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. After making that shot, we knew he was Andre Agassi we cashed his check.

"So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that you are you, the President of the United States ?"

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank. Nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I don’t have a clue.”

Cashier: "Would you like your cash in large bills or small bills, Mr. President?"

qrpnut Loc: Brattleboro, Vt.

Yep. He's black and he's our President. Deal with it

Hawknest Loc: South Georgia

its a joke; no need to get arrogant.

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

Why do some liberals insist that any criticism of this president is racially motivated, if recollection serves me well all of our presidents have received their share of criticism and been the blunt of many jokes...

You should be embarrassed, you have a tiny perspective of the world around you...

Hawknest Loc: South Georgia

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
btw, you do really nice work. rick

Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.

And that is truly unfortunate for us!!

Danilo Loc: Las Vegas

They must make judgements on racial lines, therefore assume we all do. And they're sooo protective of their "pet" president!

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

You can say that again....

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

Has anyone ever noticed how often the president uses the word "I"?

Hawknest Loc: South Georgia

pet, i don't think so; how bout puppet. LOL rick

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

Funny x 3! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

dave.speeking Loc: Brooklyn OH

I think most of the anti-Obama crap is racially motivated.

I also like a good joke.

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

So was all the crap against Clinton in the 90's racially motivated too, or against either of the Bushes... Maybe against Reagan, was that also racially motivated.... come on..... think a little bit.

dave.speeking Loc: Brooklyn OH

Well, I was thinking quantity and veracity.

Bmac Loc: Long Island, NY

That means the last Bush then. 8-)