A 90 year old guy goes to his doctor and asks for Viagra. His doc examines him, finds no problems, and writes a script for Viagra.
He goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist to cut the tablets into fifths. The pharmacist looks quizzingly at the man and says "You know that at that low a dose, you will never get a full erection".
The old guy answers back "Erection?? I just want it to stick out far enough so that I don't pee into my slippers!!".
What a great idea! Thanks.
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