pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends to go fishing for the long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a three-day weekend. And also, would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I'll swing by the house to pick-up my things. Oh! And pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he returns home a little tired, but otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, “Yes! Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike but," he said, "why didn't you pack my new blue silkpajamas, like I asked you to do?”

The wife replies, "I did. They're in your tackle box."

Never, Never, Never
try to outsmart a woman!

Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,

We can't do it so why even try. At least not at my house.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha

lovesphotos Loc: Colorado and Arizona

Good one...

oldgabby Loc: Middle Tennessee

Cute, but old. The first time I heard that one I was to young to laugh and just rolled over and cr......
Here's one you may not have heard of.

It was a real 'Country and Western' song about 1971. A married guy went to a bar after work, met a female patron. they hit it off. After several drinks, he went home with her.
Early in the morning he woke up and realized what happened. So he called his wife and said: "Don't pay the ransom Honey, I escaped" the title of the song... I don,t think it made it high on the charts.

Pepsiman Loc: New York City

I agree with Wabbit.