Irish Joke
Mar 23, 2013 07:25:36 #
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men!
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men...are men!
Mar 24, 2013 07:14:23 #
pipesgt wrote:
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived a... (show quote)
This is NOT a "BLONDE JOKE"!!!
Mar 25, 2013 00:16:45 #
Lucian
Loc: From Wales, living in Ohio
Aaronphoto wrote:
"This is NOT a "BLONDE JOKE"!!!"
Ummm AaronPho, who said it was a blonde joke???? You need to go back and read it, it stated it was an Irish Joke. Learn to read better before making comments, it makes you look less Irish or Blonde, that way.
"This is NOT a "BLONDE JOKE"!!!"
Ummm AaronPho, who said it was a blonde joke???? You need to go back and read it, it stated it was an Irish Joke. Learn to read better before making comments, it makes you look less Irish or Blonde, that way.
Mar 25, 2013 06:45:25 #
Lucian wrote:
Aaronphoto wrote:
"This is NOT a "BLONDE JOKE"!!!"
Ummm AaronPho, who said it was a blonde joke???? You need to go back and read it, it stated it was an Irish Joke. Learn to read better before making comments, it makes you look less Irish or Blonde, that way.
"This is NOT a "BLONDE JOKE"!!!"
Ummm AaronPho, who said it was a blonde joke???? You need to go back and read it, it stated it was an Irish Joke. Learn to read better before making comments, it makes you look less Irish or Blonde, that way.
You're right, this could not have been a 'Blond Joke", The Irish girls are just too smart to be blond, they have beautiful jet black hair with these smiling magic sky-blue eyes!
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