woodsliv Loc: Tehachapi,CA

Subject: Testing my stuff


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my shotgun right in the
doorway. I gave it 6 shells, and noticing that it had no legs, even placed
it in my wheelchair to help it get around. I then left it alone and went
about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across
the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite
a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in
the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside.
It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how
dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and
it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of
the laziest gun in the world.

Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people
fat.


In God We Trust

Bob Smith Loc: Banjarmasin

This is silly! Tell this to one of the parents of the children at Sandy Hook who were murdered by the stupid plank who's gun wasn't lazy. and see what they think.

woodsliv Loc: Tehachapi,CA

Yes , but did the gun jump up and kill them. No matter what law they pass here in the US there will be guns in the wrong hands. If they were to try to remove all guns, it would only lead to civil unrest.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... notice that the first anti-gun dig in every thread comes from a Britt .....