Truck Driver & the Madam: A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie in the West Australian outback. He walks straight up to the...

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Mar 20, 2013 20:01:24 #

PaulG Loc: Western Australia

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie in the West Australian outback. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt steak!"

The Madam is astonished and says, 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."

The truckie replies, 'I'm not horny.... I'm homesick!"

Mar 20, 2013 20:19:15 #

Michael O' Loc: Midwest right now

Didn't want a bite of either, eh. No wonder there are roadies.

Mar 20, 2013 20:28:16 #

lobo-1 Loc: New Park,Pa

Must have been an old truck driver.

Mar 20, 2013 20:29:47 #

Marzee Loc: Christchurch

Haha, that is mean, lol. :)

Mar 20, 2013 21:20:24 #

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Marzee wrote:

Haha, that is mean, lol. :)

If you think that's mean, read The Love Dress!!

Mar 21, 2013 07:23:03 #

whiteeagle2173 Loc: Corpus Christi, Tx 78408

Thanks for my morning chuckle and it was before coffee, which BTW is ready right now!

Mar 21, 2013 07:30:09 #

whiteeagle2173 Loc: Corpus Christi, Tx 78408

SteveR wrote:

Marzee wrote:

Haha, that is mean, lol. :)

If you think that's mean, read The Love Dress!!

#2 morning laugh. Love the Love Dress. Thanks.

Mar 21, 2013 07:58:24 #

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

GOOD ONE!

Mar 21, 2013 08:35:01 #

jimward Loc: Perth, Western Australia

Onya, Paul. Good one.

Mar 21, 2013 10:06:33 #

RichieC Loc: Adirondacks

Be an ugly woman... with a headache....

Good One!

Mar 21, 2013 12:15:54 #

elandel Loc: Milan, Italy

Very good one...and mostly true

Mar 21, 2013 15:13:54 #

Sac-Jack Loc: Sacramento, Ca

Good one but if it was me a good looking one would be more like my wife.

Mar 21, 2013 16:10:27 #

Radioman Loc: Ontario Canada

Sac-Jack wrote:

Good one but if it was me a good looking one would be more like my wife.

*******
That is a political answer :-)

Mar 21, 2013 16:34:21 #

Sac-Jack Loc: Sacramento, Ca

Radioman wrote:

Sac-Jack wrote:

Good one but if it was me a good looking one would be more like my wife.

*******
That is a political answer :-)

No a safe one...hahahaha

Mar 21, 2013 19:45:34 #

whiteeagle2173 Loc: Corpus Christi, Tx 78408

Sac-Jack wrote:

Radioman wrote:

Sac-Jack wrote:

Good one but if it was me a good looking one would be more like my wife.

*******
That is a political answer :-)

No a safe one...hahahaha

I know nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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