"Survivor Texas Style"
Mar 20, 2013 06:22:27 #
"Survivor Texas Style"
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas ,
drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and
Fort Worth . Finally back to Dallas .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius
with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 " George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie ODonnell is Texas born"
10. "I love ObamaCare and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is
13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins. God Bless Texas and God Bless America!
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" TV shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas ,
drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and
Fort Worth . Finally back to Dallas .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius
with 13 bumper stickers which will read:
1 "I'm a Democrat"
2 "Amnesty for Illegals"
3 "I love the Dixie Chicks"
4 "Boycott Beef"
5 "I Voted for Obama"
6 " George Strait Sucks"
7 "Re-elect Obama in 2012"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie ODonnell is Texas born"
10. "I love ObamaCare and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank is my hero"
12. "I side with Jane Fonda"
and the last sticker is
13. "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins. God Bless Texas and God Bless America!
Mar 20, 2013 07:18:56 #
Crwiwy wrote:
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The show will be over before anyone gets to Waco. :D
Mar 20, 2013 14:18:34 #
jerryc41 wrote:
quote=Crwiwy "Survivor Texas Style" br ... (show quote)
Wait Jerry.... some of us Texans have learned a "little" tolerance, So I would guess that between Waco and Austin, it might be over. ;-)
Mar 20, 2013 14:29:18 #
Penny MG wrote:
Wait Jerry.... some of us Texans have learned a "little" tolerance, So I would guess that between Waco and Austin, it might be over. ;-)
Maybe even farther. I'm just glad that was submitted by someone out of the country. The last thing we need is a war between the states.
Mar 21, 2013 21:18:11 #
Mar 21, 2013 23:20:27 #
I would watch that , just so long as it didnt get too bloody
Crwiwy wrote:
"Survivor Texas Style" br br ... (show quote)
Mar 21, 2013 23:35:09 #
sourdough58 wrote:
I would watch that , just so long as it didnt get too bloody.
How could it not? :D
Mar 23, 2013 02:13:00 #
Michael O'
Loc: Midwest right now
You forgot 2 more signs !) " Dianne Feinstein for Mrs America", and
2) Harry Reid for scoutmaster of the year."
2) Harry Reid for scoutmaster of the year."
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