eye2eye Loc: Chicago, Illinois

A father and his young son were walking through the park when they came upon two dogs doing the "mating ritual".
"Daddy, daddy what are they doing?" declared the young boy.
The father at this point thinks that his young son is getting older and it might be a good time to teach him some of the facts of life. So the father says to his young son,"Well, son they are making a puppy". "Oh wow" exclaims the young lad. The next morning the son bursts into the parents bedroom and encounters the father and mother in the "mating ritual".
The son cries out "Daddy, daddy. What are you doing?"
The father thinking quickly figures this is a good time to continue his talk on the facts of life says "Well son, we are making a baby". To which the boy replies, "Well turn mommy over. I want a puppy."

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL.

Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA

Terribly funny.

When I was capturing bears at a national park, my wife was a volunteer at the visitor center.
One day, a family she had sent out to see various attractions came back in and the little girl told her they had seen the "bear dance."
The father showed my wife the video he had captured of the park stud and a sow cavorting in a meadow.
The girl was little and we do not think the father needed to explain the consequences.