Depressed
Mar 15, 2013 11:56:34 #
Just thought I'd add a little humor
Depressed
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ....
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ..I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed
No virus found in this message.
Depressed
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ....
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ..I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed
No virus found in this message.
Mar 15, 2013 12:00:41 #
woodsliv wrote:
Just thought I'd add a little humor br br Depress... (show quote)
Sounds like we need a new government.
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