Anyone for punography?
Mar 15, 2013 09:39:47 #
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and ordered a martini.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington - obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and ordered a martini.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
Earthquake in Washington - obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
Mar 15, 2013 09:57:34 #
Very clever and I enjoyed reading them Julian. Thanks for posting.
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Mar 15, 2013 10:15:56 #
Wow, three dozen puns without stopping. Are you related to Don Rickles, or did someone get you a book?
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
Mar 15, 2013 14:58:41 #
wierdphotoguy wrote:
Wow, three dozen puns without stopping. Are you related to Don Rickles, or did someone get you a book?
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
Good ones. I will add them to the list.
Mar 16, 2013 15:12:04 #
Mar 16, 2013 16:48:58 #
Mar 16, 2013 17:25:00 #
Julian wrote:
Good ones. I will add them to the list.
wierdphotoguy wrote:
Wow, three dozen puns without stopping. Are you related to Don Rickles, or did someone get you a book?
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
I am impressed; there are a few in there I have never heard before. I didn't see one about Carl Zeiss only drinking from a Schott glass though.
Why did the photographer get arrested for having his camera backward? He exposed himself in public.
Good ones. I will add them to the list.
Keep them coming! Thanks
Mar 16, 2013 17:25:34 #
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