Secret To A Long Life
Mar 14, 2013 13:13:17 #
Bless her little heart... How sweet... The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured herein:
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, I couldnt help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?
She says, I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all."
Doc says, "That is absolutely amazing! . . . How old are you?"
Forty, she replied.
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured herein:
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, I couldnt help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?
She says, I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I dont exercise at all."
Doc says, "That is absolutely amazing! . . . How old are you?"
Forty, she replied.
What an amazing lady
Mar 15, 2013 08:05:49 #
sarge69 wrote:
Bless her little heart... How sweet... The secret ... (show quote)
LMAO! Nice laugh to start the morning off! THanks!
Mar 15, 2013 08:22:35 #
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