Who put the cat out?
Mar 14, 2013 11:58:38 #
We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.
We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie.
My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the backyard! .............She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the Taxi was deafening.
We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie.
My wife walked on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the backyard! .............She'd better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the Taxi was deafening.
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Mar 15, 2013 11:08:30 #
philmurfin wrote:
We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner &... (show quote)
good one! I assume a budgie is a bird?
Mar 15, 2013 11:42:16 #
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Mar 15, 2013 19:42:26 #
jkm757 wrote:
I'm guessing some kind of bird.
tschmath wrote:
Funny. What's a "budgie"?
I'm guessing some kind of bird.
Something you get when you Are excited !!!!! Lolll
:D :D
Mar 15, 2013 22:48:54 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Something you get when you Are excited !!!!! Lolll
:D :D
jkm757 wrote:
I'm guessing some kind of bird.
tschmath wrote:
Funny. What's a "budgie"?
I'm guessing some kind of bird.
Something you get when you Are excited !!!!! Lolll
:D :D
:thumbup:
Mar 16, 2013 09:32:03 #
twitcher32 wrote:
a budgie is British english for parakeet
Parakeet shmarakeet.
Budgie is short for Budgerigar.
A small parrot indigenous to Australian
deserts.
99.9% of wild Budgies are the colour of this
male.
Breeders have developed them in
many colours and typically a bit larger than
the wild specimens which are about 6 or 7 inches
long including tail. In the wild they swarm in
very large flocks.
Excuse my crap photo.
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