sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.



Question: What is the common term for a senior who still works and refuses to retire?
Answer: Nuts


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Or move back in there . . .



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.


Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break…spiked !


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he worked with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.



QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Sarge69

veroman Loc: Florida

one year 51 weeks I'll join you

wilsondl2 Loc: Lincoln, Nebraska

A little advise. Don't tell anyone you retired = if you do they will have something for you to do. - Dave

John Stanier Loc: Driffield UK

There is nothing like a chuckle in the morning! Thanks.

Nickfh Loc: Cheltenham, UK

It may have been Mark Twain (or my Uncle John) who said - "Sometimes I sit and think; and sometimes I just sit!"

woody54895 Loc: NW Wisconsin

Hey, I resemble those statements.

Gitchigumi Loc: Wake Forest, NC

On being retired...

When I works, I works hard...
When I rests, I rests hard...
When I thinks, I falls asleep!

BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

That's why I still get up early, get dressed and walk out the door every morning at 7:30.

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

Truth comes in many forms

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

This is a good one. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Sweet Willie Loc: Texas

Even when I have nothing to do it takes me all day to get done.
Sweet Willie

six-gold Loc: Winnipeg, Mb., Canada

A quick piece of advice, if you have a truck or a van when you retire, sell it and buy a smart car. Stay retired!

crissx09 Loc: FL-USA

Sarge 69: Your Q. What is the common term for a senior who still works and refuse to retired....help me to make up my mind. I am 81 and so I just realize I am a nut the size of a water melon. Thanks very much

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

Healthy - Wealthy - And Unwise.

:-D :-D

Sarge69
PS: Let's meet again when you are 91 and I am a true 82.

Sarge69

quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina

If you don't do anything ,how do you know when you are through?