pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

A DIVORCE Agreement

WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT

The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps
there is hope for us after all.

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A
YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR
HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of
the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has
made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated
each other for many years for the sake of future generations,
but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever
agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on
friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable
differences and go our own way.

Here is a our separation agreement:

- - Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the
difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a
friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other
assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
tastes.

- - We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them.

- - You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

- - Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the
cops, the NRA and the military.

- - We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal
mines, and you can go with wind, solar and bio-diesel.

- - You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You
are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big
enough to move all three of them.

- - We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

- - You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food
stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal
aliens.

- - We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
rednecks.

- - We'll keep Bill O'Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and
Hollywood .

- - You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

- - You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our
allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help
provide them security.

- - We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

- - You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.
but we will no longer be paying the bill.

- - We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversize luxury
cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

- - You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors.

- - We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The
National Anthem."

- - I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd
Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the
World".

- - We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue
to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

- - Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do
not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting,
I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose
help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie
Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call
our country.

tinfoilpixels

My service to my Country wasn't bought, it was given, it wasn't for sale back then, and it won't be traded for now. It was to the whole United States, not just a portion of it.

Oh... and if you ever run into Mr. John J. Wall you can tell him to go cork himself.

rcirr Loc: Gilbert, Arizona

Very well put. Also courageous for a student of any kind in today's higher education system. I hope he's close to taking the bar....there might be repercussions! I also hope he has a copyright on this statement..otherwise he'll be eaten alive here.

rcirr Loc: Gilbert, Arizona

Thank you for your service.

I don't understand your anger however. Mr. Wall was just making a point.

BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

What a bunch of partisan, sanctimonious drivel!

rpavich Loc: West Virginia

Lol...I guess what constitutes drivel is in the eye of the beholder :)

Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas

Very true rpavich!

tinfoilpixels

If you do a little research you would find out that this was written sometime before February of 2009, so it was probably written as a response to the 2008 election results.... So the line, "but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.".... Oh I see, because his candidate lost. So then in 2012 the Republican party does it again, nominates someone who doesn't quite represent the whole party... Same result.


"We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids,"....In regards to the Country, the author only missed that part by a couple hundred years.... Maybe Mr. Wall should have stayed in American History class just a little longer.

Besides I've read on this forum and others that the Conservatives are the party of "Values" Is this the sort of values that we teach our children these days, that if you don't get along with your spouse just get a divorce....?


As far as his side will keep the cops and the military... HA, I've got my tax receipts to show that I've kicked in on those services.

Not only is it drivel it's poorly written and researched drivel.

Mr. John J. Wall... Go cry in your beer somewhere.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

I'll agree to the divorce in a heartbeat. Hand me a pen. Get rid of the whiney ass liberals that support politicians who never tried to run a business and wouldn't know how to calculate a profit and loss scenario because they went through life with the "giverment" taking care of everything. Guess what? The money has run out. I hope the hell they close the White House as far as tours. That way nobody has to clean the bullshit off of their $300 Nikes. :thumbup: