Ammunition Crisis
Mar 6, 2013 08:07:47 #
Ammunition Is Getting Scarce
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"
Sarge69
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"
Sarge69
Mar 6, 2013 08:42:23 #
Mar 6, 2013 20:23:30 #
Mar 7, 2013 06:16:27 #
johnr9999
Loc: Carlton, OR
The friends of very old man decide to get together and get a woman - possibly for the last time - for their dear friend. As the old gentleman entered his room, there stood the most stunningly gorgeous woman he had ever seen. "What are you doing here?", he stammered. "I came to give you super sex!" she replied. His reply: "I'll take soup."
Mar 7, 2013 08:51:56 #
Mar 7, 2013 16:12:03 #
as long as we're on old men jokes...
A 90 yr old man goes for a physical...and the doctor says you're in great shape for a man of your age...the old man says...Doc...I think my wife is dead.
The doctors looks at him astounded...why would you say that?
Its just a suspicion Doc...the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.
A 90 yr old man goes for a physical...and the doctor says you're in great shape for a man of your age...the old man says...Doc...I think my wife is dead.
The doctors looks at him astounded...why would you say that?
Its just a suspicion Doc...the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.
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