murm
Loc: Adelaide, Australia
But do it illegally, you'll love it !
This is a copy of an email that sums up our Country these days !
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
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rcirr
Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
murm wrote:
But do it illegally, you'll love it !
This is a copy of an email that sums up our Country these days !
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
--
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I could copy and paste this but change the end to "IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?"
It would be just a valid. What is it with us in the west? Do we have a national death wish?
murm
Loc: Adelaide, Australia
Awesome, thanks for that, at least we aren't alone !
Sucks but !
murm
Loc: Adelaide, Australia
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
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I could copy and paste this but change the end to "IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?"
It would be just a valid. What is it with us in the west? Do we have a national death wish?[/quote]
Looks like it after watching the video,
None of these Politicians have the balls to do anything, not to mention the citizens that think we need to help the poor bastards out !
rcirr
Loc: Gilbert, Arizona
Looks like it after watching the video,
None of these Politicians have the balls to do anything, not to mention the citizens that think we need to help the poor bastards out ![/quote]
Saying the politicians have no balls is a mistake. It makes them sympathetic and a lot of misguided keep voting for them. They have balls...they just find it to their advantage to screw us! All the while claiming to be trying to help us! There are exceptions of course but unfortunately right now the the exceptions are a small minority.
murm
Loc: Adelaide, Australia
rcirr wrote:
Looks like it after watching the video,
None of these Politicians have the balls to do anything, not to mention the citizens that think we need to help the poor bastards out !
Saying the politicians have no balls is a mistake. It makes them sympathetic and a lot of misguided keep voting for them. They have balls...they just find it to their advantage to screw us! All the while claiming to be trying to help us! There are exceptions of course but unfortunately right now the the exceptions are a small minority.[/quote]
Spot on !
rcirr wrote:
murm wrote:
But do it illegally, you'll love it !
This is a copy of an email that sums up our Country these days !
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
--
But do it illegally, you'll love it ! br This is a... (
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I could copy and paste this but change the end to "IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?"
It would be just a valid. What is it with us in the west? Do we have a national death wish?
quote=murm But do it illegally, you'll love it ! ... (
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I think it should be copied and pasted with "IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED KINGDOM BORDERS ILLEGALLY YOU WILL GET"
I think we are all in the same boat in the West.
Try the UK.You'll probably get a house and benefits so you don't have to find the rent.
Pity its all BS. Just another copy and paste BS passed on by the red necks we have here!!! This is all crap. I live in Australia and proudly. The only illegals that get a drivers license are the huge majority (that's right - 99% of illegals come by plane) that don't go home after their holidays. Its so good here they overstay their visas!!!! If you are talking about the boat people they end up in camps. Food stamps? That does not compute. We don't have food stamps in Australia!!!!
The UK has been doing this for years. :thumbup: :thumbup:
[quote=murm]But do it illegally, you'll love it !
This is a copy of an email that sums up our Country these days !
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
I think it's worse in Britain.
Yes. How can a illegal immigrant burn
down a house and still be granted a visa ??
Beats the fck out of me !!!!
Don't you people get it? This is ALL MADE UP!!!!!!!!!! For FK sake, stop believing this BS spread by morons!!!!! None of this happens!!!!!
When are people going to stop beleiving crap emails spread around by god knows who for and for what F'ing reason? Have you guys checked this stuff out? I have and it's ALL BS!!!!!
BboH
Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
murm wrote:
But do it illegally, you'll love it !
This is a copy of an email that sums up our Country these days !
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE AUSTRALIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET?
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN CANBERRA, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AUSTRALIA!!!
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Ddidn't know Obama, Pelosi and Reid had twins there - something new everyday.
lachmap wrote:
Don't you people get it? This is ALL MADE UP!!!!!!!!!! For FK sake, stop believing this BS spread by morons!!!!! None of this happens!!!!!
When are people going to stop beleiving crap emails spread around by god knows who for and for what F'ing reason? Have you guys checked this stuff out? I have and it's ALL BS!!!!!
Maybe for Oz,but it's the truth in US.
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