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Mar 5, 2013 07:16:32   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Biden then, went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.

It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE

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Mar 5, 2013 08:11:40   #
Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas
 
sarge69 wrote:
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Biden then, went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.

It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England, and he... (show quote)


Too Funny!

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Mar 5, 2013 09:33:03   #
JR1 Loc: Tavistock, Devon, UK
 
Great

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Mar 5, 2013 10:10:54   #
Sinbad Loc: South Wales Coastal
 
The Queen is not for sale. try a Repubican senator for laughts

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Mar 5, 2013 11:59:06   #
Searcher Loc: Kent, England
 
Sinbad wrote:
The Queen is not for sale. try a Repubican senator for laughts


Maybe, but Tony Blair is for sale, to anyone with lots of money and no common sense.

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Mar 5, 2013 18:46:10   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
thats figures to be right on the money

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Mar 6, 2013 07:41:19   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
A very saaad laugh

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Mar 6, 2013 07:56:57   #
charlie Loc: Minneapolis, Minnesota
 
Penny MG wrote:
sarge69 wrote:
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around you are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Biden then, went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.

It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England, and he... (show quote)


Too Funny!
quote=sarge69 Barack Obama met with the Queen of ... (show quote)


Indeed it is :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 6, 2013 09:40:15   #
ted45 Loc: Delaware
 
Very funny.

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Mar 7, 2013 12:54:44   #
Happysnaps Loc: SW Colorado
 
Hey sarge69...... Who famously said?, "Start Packing, hahaha". Then the little lady saId, and I quote, "It's our time".

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Mar 7, 2013 21:01:39   #
johnr9999 Loc: Carlton, OR
 
Excellent, Sarge.

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