Little Old Lady
Mar 4, 2013 21:50:20 #
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Mar 5, 2013 09:23:26 #
Silver haired... A platinum blond :)
A blond woman asked her very pregnant friend;
"Are you sure it's yours?"
A blond woman asked her very pregnant friend;
"Are you sure it's yours?"
Mar 5, 2013 11:32:51 #
How do you cut a piece of corn flake to fit the puzzel like I do with cardboard pieces?
Mar 5, 2013 12:17:23 #
check6 wrote:
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and... (show quote)
You better be careful, you will be "old" one day too!!
Mar 5, 2013 12:41:16 #
Mar 5, 2013 17:53:19 #
That was the funniest joke I have heard in years, I still can't stop laughing.
Mar 7, 2013 18:31:04 #
Reminds me of the Ohio State football players who started cheeering one day. A passing friend asked why and they said they'd just finished this complicated puzzle in just 2 mos. but the box said 2-4 years.
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