Taxi Driver
Mar 4, 2013 21:44:53 #
A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi in New York.
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom " said the boy, "what are all these women doing?
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replies.
The taxi driver turns around and says, " Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, Is that true mom?
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom " said the boy, "what are all these women doing?
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replies.
The taxi driver turns around and says, " Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, Is that true mom?
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers," she said
Mar 4, 2013 22:30:56 #
Mar 4, 2013 23:09:46 #
Mar 5, 2013 08:09:05 #
krf4
Loc: Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
I think I rode in this guys cab. When visiting New York I had tickets to the Rockets show, so I hailed a cab and told where I needed to go. So we have small talk and upon arriving at an red light the cabby blows right through it. I said, "It was red why did you run the light?" His response was, "His brother is a cabby and he does that all of the time." Well this happened a few more times and then when we arrived a green light he stops. I said, "What gives, you ran the last three red lights and now you stop at the green?" He said, "My brother might be coming the other way."
Mar 5, 2013 08:24:20 #
dixiemegapixel
Loc: Salemburg, NC
Riding in a cab in NYC, I saw a driver run a red light. The cab driver yelled out to the "crazy woman driver". Catching up to the driver at the next intersection, my wife commented that it was not a woman driver, but a man. The cab driver responded dryly, "Yeah, but his mother probably taught him how to drive".
Mar 5, 2013 08:33:27 #
dixiemegapixel
Loc: Salemburg, NC
Riding in a cab in Baltimore, we arrived at our destination during the peak of rush hour. Before leaving the cab, I noticed two small signs above the doors. The passenger side read "Exist", while the driver side read "No Exist".
I commented to the driver, who appeared to be of Middle Eastern descent, that we appreciated the signs, but they were misspelled.
He seemed puzzled at first, but then cleared my understanding by clarifying. He pointed to the curb and said, "Go there, you exist". Then pointing to the rushing traffic, he quipped, "You go there, you exist no more".
I commented to the driver, who appeared to be of Middle Eastern descent, that we appreciated the signs, but they were misspelled.
He seemed puzzled at first, but then cleared my understanding by clarifying. He pointed to the curb and said, "Go there, you exist". Then pointing to the rushing traffic, he quipped, "You go there, you exist no more".
Mar 5, 2013 11:34:23 #
krf4 wrote:
I think I rode in this guys cab. When visiting Ne... (show quote)
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Mar 5, 2013 11:58:06 #
A Sydney taxi driver picked up a girl in the Kings Cross area [that's the red light district]
He asked her where she wanted to go and said
"Well lady its gonna be $20" and noticing she'd got no handbag or purse asked her how she intended paying.
The girl just opened her coat and spread her legs.......she was stark bollock naked underneath!
"Jesus lady" he said "Haven't you got anything smaller".
He asked her where she wanted to go and said
"Well lady its gonna be $20" and noticing she'd got no handbag or purse asked her how she intended paying.
The girl just opened her coat and spread her legs.......she was stark bollock naked underneath!
"Jesus lady" he said "Haven't you got anything smaller".
Mar 5, 2013 12:00:30 #
By the way, sorry, I loved the OP, I've sent it round my email pals! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 12, 2013 13:58:20 #
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