farmerjim Loc: Rugby, England

Have these been on before?
Well I'm sorry but after similar stuff from Bemused Bystander a few days ago I thought you deserved these.....

Pun-ography

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny: period.
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Velcro — what a rip off!
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

tommyld Loc: Liverpool UK

:thumbup: :thumbup:

R.G. Loc: Scotland

It's been on before farmerjim, but you've got a few original additions.

(PS I got your updated canal bridge shot but my notifications were being spammed at the time).

farmerjim Loc: Rugby, England

Yeah, Know what you mean, I remembered some of them but there was some new so thought it worth putting on.
I'd forgotten the bridge pic, waiting for good weather so I can shoot again

R.G. Loc: Scotland

I think the squad that did your bridge repairs must have been the same squad that installed my phone box (No way to treat an icon).

Right angles are soooo overrated, don't you think?

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

pretty good!

amwalker3 Loc: London UK.

I've groan out of this sort of humour.

Hanoverfarms Loc: Littleton , Colorado

Fantastic! Wife and I LOL. Great. Henry

rphret Loc: north central ohio

Why do men make a lousy seamstess?
They can't mend straight.

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

:D :D

Drigby1 Loc: American Fork, UT

Armwalker3 must be in hiding in the British Isles. I caught the across the Atlantic spelling variation.
Why did the Englishman go to the north pole with no mouth protection?
Wanted to keep a stiff upper lip.

bygeorge Loc: Fl.<N.J.<Fl.

:thumbup:

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

I was delighted, But than I replaced the bulb.

ghost rider

i went to africa on safari one time and i shot an elephant in my pajamas. how he ever got in my pajamas i'll never know....groucho marx

Trixsy Pixsy Loc: WELLS SOMERSET UK

Ive always skipped this section Lack of time but now i have been drawn in I see what I have been missing!!