Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.

Monica Lewinsky Update

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked
in a mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton.

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...
"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off!

Touching story, isn't it!

Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip

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tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

there goes my drink again...all over the computer

Brian46 Loc: Standish,Maine

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Willy Loc: Alaska

Well, since you brought up the subject I can't resist posting this.
It may not be appropriate for all audiences...



This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements
were to use the two words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the "Unabomber" ) in a limerick; Here are the three winners:


3rd place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
''Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.




2nd place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Don`t leave any clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.



And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

Darkroom317 Loc: Mishawaka, IN

Simply hilarious. Love it

And yes please look at my signature as to where I am from.

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