The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand thatÂ’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
heyrob
Loc: Western Washington
Yup, sounds about right. :)
That was great, thanks
My wife laughed too
i bet the whole wild ass state of MT. wants a turn with that damn liberal dept. of management. :lol:
Great shooter, and isn't that the truth.:- )
Went thru that for years, before I sold my farm,(2 years ago)........ But I'm still a progressive. (liberal). Sorry guys.
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