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The Wage Inspector
Feb 26, 2013 14:40:55   #
MT Shooter Loc: Montana
 
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand thatÂ’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.



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Feb 27, 2013 00:06:19   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
Yup, sounds about right. :)

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Feb 27, 2013 10:01:07   #
Bob.J Loc: On The Move
 
That was great, thanks
My wife laughed too

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Feb 27, 2013 10:17:46   #
stevenswild Loc: sin city
 
i bet the whole wild ass state of MT. wants a turn with that damn liberal dept. of management. :lol:



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Feb 27, 2013 15:05:39   #
Hanoverfarms Loc: Littleton , Colorado
 
Great shooter, and isn't that the truth.:- )

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Feb 27, 2013 15:08:01   #
Hanoverfarms Loc: Littleton , Colorado
 
Went thru that for years, before I sold my farm,(2 years ago)........ But I'm still a progressive. (liberal). Sorry guys.

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